Villain(?) Interview

Villain Interview
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Rules:
1. Use no more than 5 villains.
2. They must be OCs
3. Answer each question in first person.
4. Please link me in the comments and credit me in the description.
5. Tag someone, please!

Greetings, and welcome to the "Villians Interview Meme". Whether you like it or not, you've been brought here to answer some questions about yourself. This is a recording, pausing and starting controlled by your author, so you cannot attack me.  If you begin to fight with one another, you WILL be sedated/strait-jacketed. Alright now, let's start.

 Would you show the viewers a shred of kindness by allowing us to know your name(s)?
i am experiment S3609 but my idiot 'sister' calls me Suki
oi! you can just call me Shi, its a lot easier than my full name, got a problem with it? will stick it up your ass cus i don't care asshole
well aren't we pissy today~? *yawns* the names Fusako and i want to sleep
Dallas now let me go you fuckers!
am i just surrounded by pissy people today? *sighs* i just wanna sleep  

Are you male or female?
HA! i can answer this for everybody *smirk* were all chicas here senorita, i can check if you like!
....
no you wont!
don't touch me you creep!

How old are you in human years? 
i was made in a lab....age is irrelevant...though if you insist im in my teenager years 
human years? why the hell in those years?! im a demon so who cares!?
if my data is correct your a half demon
....fuck off -_- im 15 okay?
eh *shrugs* like 25....i could care less anymore
17

What exactly are you?
an artificial life-form created in a lab....
im a wizard and an assassin....well im kind of a dragon slayer so whatever
half-deamon
uhhh*scratches head* let me think on that.....a human so far from what i can tell   

Do you have any powers?
i specialize in death magic or death dragon slayer magic *grins*
i can control gray flames that are actually cold instead of warm, cus of my demon half im faster and stronger than a normal human too i guess
i see dead people
i can bend fire and water

Who is your archrival, and what do you hate about them? Do they have powers?\
my 'sister,' i was sent to eliminate her but i was unable to.....i don;t understand!! im the superior being!!! how can i lose to a failure like her?! and she can bend earth
every human in this whole fucking planet.....humans are disgusting and horrible pieces of crap that need to be gone.....my sister too, shes got red flames and can turn into a ferret -_- so fucking annoying i hate her! shes my little sister and i can't beat her! how does this work?! im older! i should be the stronger and better one! but noooo~ *sulks*
wow...everyone here is so fuckin gloomy -.-" maybe i should have rethought this....wait when did i volunteer for this interview crap anyway!? well anyway i have a rival but not archrival that i hate...such a strong word....why can't we all just freakin sleep? then nobody would have any problems....also she can summon a weird ass sword and can also see dead people with her daughter
i don't have one, though everyone seems to hate me....not my fault im just doin my job, i gotta feed my little brother and myself SOMEHOW


Do you rule over any sort of land, country, county?
no

Why are you considered "the bad guy"?

i want to kill every single person on this Earth, whether half, a quarter, or full....they.will.DIE!
*snorts* cus i kill people and don't care?
i have not the slightest idea....it is irrelevant either way
pft- ya'll suck, i guess im considered evil cus i forced a former partner and friend into doing a job she hated that was consider'bad' again.....i kill and not care....what else do you consider evil?
  rape and molestation of minors?
ahahaha! your funny kid! *slings an arm around Shi* sorry but i don;t roll that way, i just show the facts 
*flails* let me go you creep!
*laughing*
Do you consider yourself purely evil?
i could care less, im just doing what im told
*rubs back of head* not really, i know what i do is bad but i gotta do something for a living
...i guess i am....but i don't care! i couldn't give a damn about what a human would think!
i would say some but not purely evil *sweat drops* these are strange questions....but i;ve never really thought about it....to busy sleepin

What do you think of the others in the quiz room?
they are all failures that are very annoying....i wish to continue my assignment in illuminating the failure that is technically me 'sister' 
well fuck you too then; everyone here is just so damn gloomy and angry....
well we've got the mutant robot who talks funny, the creepy molester, and the stinky half-breed whose sulking over a family thing i don;t need to hear about
oi! back off ya faceless freak!
i have a face!...i just don't like showing it *huffs* mother always said to keep our faces hidden
couldn't give a damn about your mother....and all of you here just piss me off!
*holding Shi back* nasty words for a mutt~ but then again your just a dirty mutt so i guess it suits you *smirks*
excuse me?!
your excused, you may exit threw that door there~ *points to exit door* have a nice life~

On a rate of one to ten, how powerful do you think the villain next to you is?
the masked one?.....a 3
3?! you asshole! im like a frickin 12!
just get on with it
alright well the creepy molester i bet is a 2! your so laid back i bet you couldn't beat a ladybug laying on its back!
*sits up straight with a glare* dem by fightin words
*snorts* i agree with faceless there
again! i have a damn face!
then show it!
hells no!
anyway the mutt i bet is a 7 at most
im frickin over 9,000 thousand you bitch!
....don't even start that.....just...don't....
well little miss lab rat there is a big fat 0!
it does not matter what you think...i can easily defeat you failure
im not a failure!
says the one who can't beat her younger sister
grrrr 
*holds back Dallas* the things i do for love

Now, how powerful do you consider yourself to be?
i would say very
i'll be as strong as i need to be to kill every last one of the humans!
that wasn't a straight answer but whatever...*shrugs* im better than most but im not 'all powerful' like some people tend to be...funny how they still get defeated
thats cus in the en....they really just suck....im pretty powerful myself!

Do you have an evil laugh?
no
i'll laugh crazily
im not technically evil....just a bad person....and no...no i don't....im to busy sleeping....which i should be now *yawns*
ummm...do i need one?

Do ya fear death?
death does no matter to me
hells no! im gonna face it soon enough so whose cares? i;ve excepted it
i am one with it...but yet sometimes it still frightens me *shudders*
i see dead people all the time so i really couldn't care less...i know theres an afterlife so i have no worries

What's your goal, exactly? Or are you just evil for the heck of it?
 to exterminate the failure 
do kill every human in this damn world!
we've heard this a few hundred times now -_- and my goal is to keep my brother safe and happy
awww how sweet~ makes me wanna vomit my lunch....your just another sob story
*starts fighting with Dallas*
yeah no *looks at the fight* im done with that (turns back to everyone* to fucking sleep 

Do you have henchmen/a henchman?
i don't need any
well i have a friend who helps me...i wouldn't call her a henchman... shes a friend and partner
nope....just partners and bosses
no fuckin way

What do you drive?
i walk usually
i'll get sick if i go on a moving vehicle so i walk or fly with my flying cat
an old beaten up truck that came from someone
why would i?

What do you do when you aren't trying to do whatever you're trying to achieve?
sleep
resting and refueling before setting out for my next mission....sometimes i play the piano though
*looks at her in shock* i didn't think someone like you would do shit like that!
it is not 'shit
whatever, i don't judge. besides i usually play with my little brother and Hope...my flying cat
whatever i damn well please

Were you ever a double-crosser (pretended to be on the opposite team, then stabbed them in the back)?
i might have once, but it wasn't worth remembering so i don't
jeez....kinda arrogant aren't we?....i've had to several times...didn't really care for ot
never in my damn life

On a scale of 1 to 10, how often do you lie? *gives them truth syrum*
0
5.....or when i need to....ya'know...for my job?
2
i'd say maybe an 8


What color is your: hair?
black
orange with a little blonde strip i dyed in my bangs
keh, a dark gray but i dye it green
black with a art thats white

Eyes?
what about them?
they mean what color
they are brown
blue
mine are also brown....kinda like milk chocolate
you are gross....mine are also grey 

Skin?
im a little pale than normal
oh you got it this time?
i would think so with how i answered 
hmf....shitty little bitch, well my skin is a light grey too
your just a big blob o' grey ain't chya?
what do you mean a 'big blob'?!
anyway~ im a little more tan than normal i guess

Whats your uniform/favorite outfit?
i wear a thick coat-like dress with a furr lining and boots with tights
always gotta have a mask, my belt my mom gave me, and my double whips...never gonna know when ya need them
cut-up white shirt and dark purple jeans with a blue beaded necklace
usually some pajama shorts and a harry potter  shirt

Have you ever gone mad?
angry mad or insane?
i believe they mean insane
then no i have not
once
nope, just gotten angry
i guess you could say i am a little

If so, did you enjoy it?
this is for me huns~ *wink* and i live it everyday sense i was a child so its like normal life to me now....so can't say i do or don't
....you make no sense
cus your just stupid~
*attacks Fusako*
*easily punches her in the face*
 
Have any family?
i can't really say i do....this girl who calls me 'sister' shares some DNA from being made by the scientists
an annoying twin sister
not that i know of
a little brother

Have you ever been in love? If you have, do they love you back?
  
love is unnecessary
such a bummer~ i've had some flings but not really
*blushes* i-i-i don't w-wanna t-ta-talk about t-th-this!
awww~ shes stuttering~ meaning she has~
shut up!
i don't need love -_-
 
Can you cook?
i have not tried
 duh! ow else am i gonna take care of Tommy!
so thats the kid's name eh? cute...i like it.....i cook a little *scratches chin*


Do you despise the Earth?
i do not care for it for it does not matter
you need it to live dumb ass!
doesn't mean i still have to care
.....baka....well i actually like the Earth *crosses arms* its a very pretty place
im fine with it, its the things that live on it that i despise
again, im sleeping to often to notice or care
what a surprise

What's your pet peeve?

those who think they are better than me when they clearly are not
anybody who pics on Tommy! and when little kids eat their boogers, gross!
aha i have to agree with you on that~ mine is people who wake me up when im sleeping
when humans just wont die and when someone interrupts my killings
*scoot away from Dallas*

What kind of music to you like?
i don't like music...how much longer will this be?
heavy metal helps soothe my anger
lullaby's to help me go to sleep~ 
whatever Tommy listens to, though sometimes i like to listen to pop or rock

What's your favorite food?
i have taken quite a liking to apples
ramen
meat
im a fan of fried pickles actually
......thats sick
shut up! its good shit!
i wouldn't call it shit if you like it so much
ah leave me alone before i kill ya!

Are you bored, want to kill me, satisfied with this quiz, etc.?
i wish to leave, i find this a waste of time
its got a lot of questions, i'll give you that...but im tired and i wish to sleep now
if your human im gonna kill ya either way
its an okay quiz, its pretty long though and i need to get back to Tommy

Who's your favorite villain other than yourself?
i don't care
i guess Jack The Ripper...even if he was a human too
don't have one
eh

Do you think you're gonna die in your story?
i can't, for i am the superior being
im not concerned with that....what im more concerned with is when do i get to fucking sleep!
ah shut yer traps! and i wont die until im finished with my mission of-!
'killing everyone human on this fuckin world'.....yeah we get it...and i can't die yet! i gotta-
'take care of my little brother tommy!'
hey!
ha! even shes gotten into it! this is great! *laughs hard*

Well, I have to go, and I'm sure you have a lot of evil scheming to do. Peace out! (Or should I say "destruction out!" in your cases?) For your creators, go tag someone! Please, it won't take long!
 

Anything to add now that I'm done rambling?
SLEEP! *falls asleep in chair*
*sweat drops* 
*sighs heavily* 
you should check out the rambling thing....maybe its a disease
what?! i never heard of such a stupid thing like that!
cus your a stupid person : P
i am not!
am too!
am not!
*leaves*